Gentleman - Black Lips

I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss

On the south side wearin' Vietnamese cowboy clothes

And I found out the hard way that the pathway to her heart is not through her

nose

I’m tired of bein' rude, ticked off drunk and crude

My woman can’t bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude

Got fired for swingin' this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer

My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too weird

And she wants a gentleman

Nothin' more, just a gentleman

It’s gettin' hard to lie through my teeth

'Cause they rotted out and they 're not all there

I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap and my mother to scrub this

nasty hair

Why the fuck is a munchkin on the highway jumpin' a trash can in Congolese

cowboy clothes

And like a deer transfixed by headlight the bumper crushed his head while I god

damn froze

I’m tired of bein' rude, ticked off drunk and crude

My woman can’t bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude

Got fired for swingin' this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer

My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too weird

I’m tired of bein' rude, ticked off drunk and crude

My woman can’t bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude

Got fired for swingin' this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer

My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too queer

And she wants a gentleman

Nothin' more, just gentleman

Nothin' less, just a gentleman

Nothin' more just a gentleman

Nothin' less, just gentleman

Nothin' more, just a gentleman

Nothin' less than a gentleman

Than a gentleman

Than a gentleman

A gentleman, a gentleman, a gentleman

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon