If It Was Nae Your Wellies - Billy Connolly

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If it wisnae fur yer wellies

Wherewud you be?

You’d be in the hospital

Or in firmary

Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu

Or even plurasie

If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies!

Wellies they are wunderful

Wellies they are swell

They keep out the watter

And they keep in the smell.

When your sittin in a room

You cin always tell when some

B***r take aff thur wellies

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When yr oout walking in the country with a bird

And your strolling about the fields

Like a farmers herd

And somebody shouts"Keep off The grass"

And you think how absurd

Squelch you find why all farmers wear wellies

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Fishermen and firemen there’s farmers and all

There’s men who’re digging ditches

And working in the snow

This country would grind to a halt

And not a thing would grow

If it was nae for the workers and their wellies

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