The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor - Big Bopper

While walkin' through the woods not far from town

I got real shook, I heard the strangest sound

I saw the Purple People Eater and to my surprise

The Witch Doctor sittin' by his side

The Witch Doctor had a little guitar in his hand

And they were boppin' and a-rockin' with a two-piece band

Purple was a-blowin' like a People Eater should

Witch Doctor picked like Johnny B. Good

There went-a

Ooh-ee

Ooh-ah-ah

Ting-tang

Walla-walla-ding-dang

«Oh, Doc I got troubles» that’s a-what he said

«Girls keep a-laughin' 'bout the horn in my head»

The Witch Doctor smiled and I heard him say

«Yeah man, ya ugly but you sure can play»

There in the moonlight it seemed so strange

As they blowed a chorus of «Home On The Range»

They were comin' in strong like a rock 'n' roll stars

Made the sweetest music a-this side of Mars

They went-a

Ooh-ee

Ting-tang

Ooh-ah-ah

Walla-walla-ding-dang

These cats from outer space were givin' their all

And I could tell the way they rocked that they were havin' a ball

They were comin' on strong, I was clappin' my hands

Stopped long enough to say «Crazy, man!»

So at twilight time when the sun go down

Back in the woods on the edge of town

People all a-gather from a-miles around

To hear Doc and ol' Purple play the crazy sounds

They go

Ooh-ee (Oh yeah)

Ooh-ah-ah

Ting-tang

Walla-walla-ding-dang

One more time

And your sick, sick, sick set

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Woo hoo hoo hoo

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha