Champagne - Big Audio Dynamite

She won’t touch one drop of Scotch

She loves champagne

Brandy wine lager and lime

Nope it’s champagne

Put that gin in the bin

She wants champagne

Vodka juice ain’t no use

Champagne

Drinking

She can drink it in the morning

She likes it in the morning

Beat the blues out of bed

Disturbing

It’s quite disturbing

To see how much she’s absorbing

But she never has a sore head

Pleasing

Mmm sure it’s pleasing

Serve chilled not freezimg

She’ll be delighted

Leaving

I was thinkin' about leaving

Before it gets to be evening

Might stick around instead

She won’t touch one drop of Scotch

She loves champagne

Brandy wine lager and lime

Nope it’s champagne

Put that gin in the bin

She wants champagne

Vodka juice ain’t no use

Champagne

Smoking

Standing in the rain smoking

And my clothes are all soaking

Saturated

Joking

I was hoping she was joking

When she asked me I was choking

If I’d be wed

Coping

Admirably coping

At my attempts at groping

On the bedspread

Weddings

All this talk of weddings

Honeymoons and feather beddings

Gonna end in bloodshed

She won’t touch one drop of Scotch

She loves champagne

Brandy wine lager and lime

Nope it’s champagne

Put that gin in the bin

She wants champagne

Vodka juice ain’t no use

Champagne!

She won’t touch one drop od Scotch

She loves champagne

Brandy wine lager and lime

Nope it’s champagne

Put that gin in the bin

She wants champagne

Vodka juice ain’t no use

Champagne!

Champagne!

Champagne!

Champagne!

Champagne!

Champagne!

Champagne!

Champagne!