Big Socks - Bette Midler

You talk about you and only you and the things that you do for you

You say you’re not a lean cuisine

So I wanna see whatcha got on the menu

Now if you think you’re the man the only man

With an exterior you feel issuperior Just give Miss B a little peek

And see if you really can deliver

Your tendencies are short, my expectations are long

And as I see it now, there’s not much to go on

It seems you dug a hole that you can’t crawl out

Now I truly see what you’re all about

Don’t brag about the diamond rings

Or the expensive clothes you wear

'Cause I could care less for what you possess

And your attitude needs repair

Don’t brag about your body baby

And say that you’re packin’a lot

'Cause all I see besides your big feet

Is that you got big socks

Let’s just say that there’s something lacking

A flea shouldn’t have the nerve to be bragging

So pack up your little gift and get up to steppin'

Return it back and put it in the kiddie section

Full figured in a place that can deliver?

Ha ha not from what I’ve seen

I can’t trace what’s below your waist

There’s too much space to be inside those jeans

(Big socks, big socks

I’ve got big socks, baby

Big socks, big socks

I’ve got big socks, baby

Big socks, big socks

I-I-I've got big socks, baby

Big socks, big socks

I-I-I-I-I)

bye bye baby bye bye

It’s time to wave the white flag

Now the kitten has been let out of the bag