Nigel & Fiona - Beth Hirsch

Leave the youth just as they are

For example, take our Nigel & Fiona

It’s their anniversary

How’s this for a plan?

First, a shower after work

Nigel’s had it, he could throw

Away his mobile, all he does is slave away

But those bastards are never satisfied

She waits at home, magazines ring, Fiona

She sells their space by phone

What she would really do is design

Maybe in time

When you’re not in a hurry

When you’re cool on your own

When today’s good as any

Then you’re ready for love

When their words never hurt you

When their words only help

Bring you home to yourself

Then you’re ready for love

Next our couple wines and dines

Plus it’s Friday, almost every Friday’s

Curry, they will barely fight tonight

Just gifts and a kiss

Neil is standing in the queue

With the pills for pills

Their Neil is brilliant

Sometimes with a few to spare

So he sells, what harm can pleasure do?

You check that sound?

Any club?

No, the Desden'

Their DJ’s in from Leeds

And they knew him before he was big

Oh, yes, they did

When you’re not in a hurry

When you’re cool on your own

When today’s good as any

Then you’re ready for love

When their words never hurt you

When their words only help

Bring you home to yourself

Then you’re ready for love

Their minds are high

Plus the sea is a dance floor

Fiona loves to move

Nigel watches her close from afar

Love hits us hard