La Mujer Perfecta - Bersuit Vergarabat

Reconozco que estoy un poco cansado

Pensaba mientras tarareaba esta dulce canción

Un sol radiante, la gente reposaba en la luz

Todo ocurría normalmente transeúntes

Yo caminando por la calle sin saber a donde

Cuando creí escuchar a alguien que me decía

Algo pero vi que no se le movían los labios

Me presto una menor atención en ese momento

Cuando se acerco a mí

De una manera ingenua le pregunte:

Vos sos mujer, no yo soy croata, croata, croata, croata

Comenzamos a caminar los dos en el mismo sentido

Bamboleándonos de una manera elegante ta' linda, parecía que yo también era

lindo para ella caminábamos caminábamos

De pronto advertí que repentinamente un chico

Que paseaba normalmente a todos los perros

Como lo hacia todos los días se convierte en un

Girasol ante mis ojos y dije algún estupefaciente

Que me ha bajado me da estas sensaciones

Y unas trompetas medievales comenzaron

A anunciar una especie de sentimiento repentino

Hacia 5 minutos que te conocía y necesitaba

Preguntarte antes vos sos mujer

No yo soy croata, croata, croata, croata

A ver sacame estos mosquitos que me molestan

Y los mosquitos se retiraron comenzaron

A agrandarse a formarse mariposas pero

Soy bien macho y me la banco y no sos mas

Que una mujer, ¿sos una mujer?

No yo soy croata, croata, croata cacacaca, croata

Y me convertí en una rana y te convertiste

En un pez y me convertí en un zapato

Y te convertiste en un sillón de mimbre

Y estábamos jugando al hada madrina

Y la gente se convertía en vaso y los árboles

Comenzaban a flamear como si fueran algas

Y estábamos ahí precisamente abajo del

Agua vos sos mujer, no yo soy croata

Croata, croata, croata

Y parecía un presagio parecía algún mal anuncio

Pero yo soy bien macho y sos una mujer

Empecé a charlar absurdamente

A decir palabras inconexas a hablar de

Distintos temas a la vez

A simular movimientos de karate a bailar

A desconcertarla, las mujeres frente

Al desconcierto siempre retroceden

Pero no ya no podía dejar de moverme

Epilépticamente y decir estupideces

Aunque mi pensamiento era correcto

BASTA, BASTA!!!

VOS SOS MUJER

NO YO SOY CROATA, CROATA, CROATA

Y LA AGARRÉ DE LOS PELOS EMPECÉ A

SAMARREARLA MI FUERZA BRUTA TE

CONVERTIRA EN POLVO LA LLEVE A UN BAÑO

VERTI MI PENE SOBRE SU BOCA

ELIGIENDO EL ARMA MAS PREPOTENTE

DE LA NATURALEZA, ESTABAS LISTA TRAGALA

TRAGALA O TE ROMPO LA CARA, PUTA!

En ese instante el pene se dio vuelta hacia mi

Y comencé a penetrarme a mi mismo

Y gozaba por el ano ya era una mujer

Sentía como una mujer quería todo para mi

Yyyyy tengo vergüenza me gusta pero

También tengo dignidad y te voy a preguntar

Por mi rebeldía aunque sea vos sos mujer?

No yo soy Croata, croata, croata, croata

Me encerré en un baño y quise masturbarme

Para quedar solo con mi fantasía mi único

Tesoro antes de suicidarme quiero recordar

Quiero recordar que alguna vez yo

Era el amo de esta tierra

Mi cabeza se incrusta en mi torso, las manos

Se hunden para adentro, un torso que gira

Como una pelota, y gira como una pelota

Y gira como una pelota

VOS SOS MUJER?

NO YO SOY CROOOAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAA

I admit I'm a little tired

I thought while humming this sweet song

A radiant sun, people rested in the light

Everything happened normally passers-by

Me walking down the street without knowing where

When I thought I heard someone tell me

Something but I saw that his lips did not move

I pay less attention to myself at that time

When you get close to me

In a naive way I asked him:

You are a woman, not I am Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian

We both started walking in the same direction

Swaying in a cute elegant way, it seemed that I was too

cute for her we walked we walked

Suddenly I noticed that suddenly a boy

That he normally walked all the dogs

As he did every day he becomes a

Sunflower before my eyes and I said some drug

What has brought me down gives me these sensations

And some medieval trumpets began

To announce a kind of sudden feeling

5 minutes ago I knew you and I needed

Ask you before you are a woman

No I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian

Let's see get rid of these mosquitoes that bother me

And the mosquitoes withdrew began

To enlarge to form butterflies but

I am very macho and I bank it and you are no more

What a woman, are you a woman?

No I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian cacacaca, Croatian

And I turned into a frog and you turned

I was a fish and I became a shoe

And you became a wicker chair

And we were playing fairy godmother

And the people became glass and the trees

They began to flaming as if they were algae

And we were right there under the

Water you are a woman, not I am Croatian

Croatian, Croatian, Croatian

And it seemed like an omen, it seemed like some bad announcement

But I am very macho and you are a woman

I started to chat absurdly

To say unrelated words to talk about

Different topics at the same time

To simulate moves from karate to dancing

To disconcert her, the women in front

To bewilderment they always recoil

But no I couldn't stop moving anymore

Epileptically and say stupid things

Although my thought was correct

ENOUGH, ENOUGH!!!

YOU ARE A WOMAN

I AM NOT CROAT, CROAT, CROAT

AND I GRABBED HER BY THE HAIRS I STARTED TO

SAMARRERA MY BRUTE FORCE

I WILL TURN IT TO POWDER I TAKE IT TO A BATHROOM

I POURED MY PENIS OVER HER MOUTH

CHOOSING THE MOST PREPOTENT WEAPON

FROM NATURE, WERE YOU READY TO SWALLOW IT

SWALLOW IT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, WHORE!

At that moment the penis turned towards me

And I began to penetrate myself

And she enjoyed the year she was already a woman

I felt like a woman wanted everything for me

Yyyyy I'm ashamed I like it but

I also have dignity and I'm going to ask you

Because of my rebellion, even if it is, are you a woman?

No I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian

I locked myself in a bathroom and wanted to masturbate

To be alone with my fantasy, my only

Treasure before I commit suicide I want to remember

I want to remember that once I

He was the master of this land

My head is embedded in my torso, my hands

They sink in, a torso that turns

Like a ball, and spin like a ball

And spin like a ball

ARE YOU A WOMAN?

NO I AM CROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA