Tuyú - Bersuit Vergarabat

A la escondida siempre cuento yo, sino me lastiman;

En los picados me mandan al arco por gordo tarado;

La botellita siempre apunta a otro

Basta de atentados

Conseguí una novia con lentes y aparatos

Quiero jugar con mi prima al doctor, pero nunca viene;

Todos los nenes tienen el pito más grande que yo

Ciencias naturales es mi vocación porque mato sapos

Así me entreno para matarme en mi octavo

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

Bizco, chicato le dicen en la escuela

Nadie me quiere

Él toco a esa mujer

Yo no fui

Tiene lepra o es viruela

No, es acné

Me parece que es comilón

Quién, ¿yo?

Ese del pueblito, debe ser un drogadicto

Es aconsejable eliminarlo de una vez

Mátenlos, amárrenlos, están muy sacados

Así fue como festejé mis catorce

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

Tuvimos un presidente, digno en Argentina

Que ordenó con su grandeza a reorganizar

¡Vamos!

Se acabaron los subversivos: ¡Ahora a trabajar!

La gente lo vitoreaba en las plazas

Mi novia sin saberlo quería que sea como él:

Fiel, disciplinado, católico, educado

Como vio que no podía me dejó por infractor

Tateti, Tateti, la desgracia es para mi

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

DESGRACIADOOOOO

Soy militante del apagón, no tengo pila

La ignorancia es mi profesión, es mi saliva

Es mi vida una composición toda corrida

Que destaca la equivocación y a las mentiras

El que juega con la realidad es un suicida

Que dialoga con una pared toda la vida

Tengo veintiocho y alejado estoy pero en la mía

Con Bersuit para festejar, el más loco

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

In hiding I always count, if not they hurt me;

In the dives they send me to the bow for being a fat moron;

The little bottle always points to another

enough of attacks

Got a girlfriend with glasses and braces

I want to play doctor with my cousin, but she never comes;

All the babes have bigger dicks than me

Natural sciences is my vocation because I kill toads

This is how I train to kill myself on my eighth

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

Cross-eyed, chicato they call him at school

Nobody loves Me

He touched that woman

I did not go

Has leprosy or is it smallpox

No, it's acne

I think it's a eater

Who me?

That one from the little town, must be a drug addict

It is advisable to remove it at once

Kill them, tie them up, they are very taken

This is how I celebrated my fourteen

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

We had a worthy president in Argentina

That he commanded with his greatness him to rearrange

Go!

No more subversives: Now to work!

People cheered him in the squares

My girlfriend unknowingly wanted me to be like him:

Faithful, disciplined, Catholic, educated

As he saw that he couldn't, he left me for violating

Tateti, Tateti, misfortune is for me

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

DISGRACED

I'm a militant of the blackout, I don't have a battery

Ignorance is my profession, it's my saliva

It is my life a composition all run

That highlights the mistake and the lies

He who plays with reality is a suicide

Who talks with a wall all his life

I'm twenty-eight and I'm far away but in mine

With Bersuit to celebrate, the craziest

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU

YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU