Draw A Crowd - Ben Folds Five

I ordered something, it took a while

This morning something was on my doorstep

What’s this I’m holding?

Time capsule order, cause I’m a brand new man

And I don’t think I want it

I don’t think I want it, a row of flags

Hangin' behind me

With guarded-up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me

And I’m so high, I can’t recall my statements

I only know I made 'em because my face vibrated

Is it all in my mind?

I could’ve sworn I saw it

I thought I was fine, just fine is what I call it

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

I was gruntled when it was just feet on gravel

To have come apart, I must have once been raveled

Now when pretty phrases don’t mean nothing

And I wanna sell ‘em, I sing the line again

So smooth you can hear the beard,

So smooth you can hear the beard,

(hear the beard)

Three times it’s poetry,

So smooth you can hear the beard

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

If you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

I’m just saying

I’m just saying

Why does saying, that «I'm just saying»

Lend any weight to what I’m saying?

Oh, it’s come back again, I can’t ignore it

I’m a brand new man, but I’m still payin' for it

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

Draw dicks on the wall

If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder

But I got to settle for this vanilla thunder

(If you can’t draw a crowd)

This vanilla thunder

(If you can’t draw a crowd)

This vanilla thunder

(If you can’t draw a crowd)

This vanilla thunder

If you feeling small