Roman Candle - Bedhead

With a short fuse and Chinese directions

I think you’ll light yourself on fire

Because a Roman Candle’s got no direction

It just waits to expire

And I know it takes a new addiction

To keep you from what you’re addicted to

Which is why I wish I could find a distraction

Whose efficacy is tried and true

This person who thinks this is what I look like

Well it’s as though you were drunk for years

And if I didn’t know better

I’d say I’d never seen better from you