Calamity man - Batmobile

Wherever I come bad luck is coming my way

Wherever I go hard luck is there to stay

If I say yes people laugh and say I’m mad

If I say no they get furious and I get said

Goodluck never stays a day

Bad luck’s always coming my way

Calamity Man

They call me the Calamity Man

But I’m trying as hard as I can

To keep bad luck away from me

But I’m doomed to live a life filled with misery

I took a trip to England on a ferryboat

After a while it sank after being afloat

Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife

Leaving there people full of grief

Goodluck never stays a day

Bad luck’s always coming my way

I’m even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane

Even my looks make ordinary people go insane

When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete

My misery radiation made it crash completely

Goodluck never stays a day

Bad luck’s always coming my way

I took a trip to England on a ferryboat

After a while it sank after being afloat

Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife

Leaving there people full of grief

Goodluck never stays a day

Bad luck’s always coming my way