MuargMuarg - Barry Andrews

Ladies and gennlemen we’ve got a fabulous show for you tonight

Gonna hose you down with pleasure

Its gonna be a Riot of colour

Are you hungry — where you wanna eat?

Are you lonesome — where you wanna go?

Do you need something from the bar?

Are you with the programme?

Muarg Muarg!

Welcome to the Reptile House

Bunch of scumbags up there

All the dignity

Of a choking monkey

(Sho' nuff funky…)

Seek to know no more young Jedi, it’s a fire-fight in a shit-storm

It’s a seagull party in a trout-farm,

It’s the Human Condition

Muarg Muarg!

It’s a policy that we cant change

Too many coppers on the firing range

At what point did it all go

So Tits up?

Muarg Muarg!

No-one's really got a good reason

Almost anything counts as treason

When you need him, where’s the Man for all Seasons?

— Sniff it in and put some sleaze on

Find something or somebody to seize on

They tell me there’s a macro-economic squeeze on

Over there is the doorstep everybody pees on…

Muarg Muarg!

Muarg Muarg!

We got bald chickens

We got rats with chips

We got a Good Thing going

What’s your problem?

(You fucking weirdo)

Arent you sorry how it’s all turned out?

Rough but it’s how it’s gotta be

Arent you glad that anyway it’s not all

Your fault?

Muarg Muarg!

We know what you wanna do

We can see what your problem is

We gonna watch every move you make

We know where you live.

Muarg Muarg!

Behold the Miracle Ape

He gonna make everything alright

He gonna mash up the Bogey Men

He gonna walk on water

Muarg Muarg!

Arent you sorry how it’s all turned out

Don’t you wish you could start again

Arent you sick when you hear them say that

It doesn’t work like that

It doesn’t work like that

It doesn’t work like that

Muarg Muarg!

Muarg Muarg!

Muarg Muarg!