So Infectious - Baba Brinkman

Don’t be jealous if I’m overzealous

My flow is so infectious

So go get your own flagellas

'Cause I’ma whip this…

I wanna rhyme like Streptococcus

Jump from throat to throat and get spotted

Hip-hop is such an infectious process

You spread it when you get it embedded in epiglottises

And when I talk to women

I’m so Clostridium botulinum

I just get up in your lips like a botox fix

When I flip it and rock the rhythm

I wanna scratch a record

That’s hard to resist like Staph infection

When I spit a verse, I work ya like MRSA

And get your impetigo itchin'

I got the sickest skills

Lyrically I’m Clostridium difficile

When I run up in the lab with a sample in a bag

Technicians say my shiz-nit is ill

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I colonize beats like petri dishes

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I’m lyrically spirochete twisted

Every time I rhyme on the beat so fly

I’m EHEC E. coli

If a man try to bite me, he goin' die

But you’ll find I’m benign if you be bovine

What’s this?

It’s a hell of a ruckus

It’s hyped up like Roc-a-fella productions

I make crowds go «whoop whoop» when I bust this

Whooping like it’s Bordetella pertussis

I rap now,

I used to be a tree planter

I’ll turn a professor into an obscene dancer

Yeah, she’s tenured,

but she wants the rapper

Keen for some horizontal gene transfer

I pop champagne like an optimist

You can check my gram stain,

I’m positive

Bacillus anthracis rockin' this

Mainstream rap is so acidophilus

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I colonize beats like petri dishes

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I’m lyrically spirochete twisted

I’m Canadian born,

although I dwell in America

I’m known as a hell of a character

I get up in your guts,

Salmonella enterica

And make ya kind of ill and embarrass ya

My X-Factors give lesser rappers

Peptic ulcers;

I’m so Helicobacter

Pylori, that you best step backwards

Or you might start developing cancers

'Cause I live to spread my rhymes,

vicarious

Diplococci?

Fine, I’m bi-curious

I wouldn’t wanna be a gonarrhoean,

I’m serious

I’m into meninge when it comes to Neisserians

This is my planet and I plan to own it

Any beat, I can breathe on it, I’m anaerobic

I’m a virus too,

but that’s a can I haven’t opened

That’ll be my epidemic moment

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I colonize beats like petri dishes

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I’m lyrically spirochete twisted

Infectious, I’m so infectious

In your textbooks like Christians in Texas

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I’m lyrically spirochete twisted

Infectious, I’m so infectious

Like your blood is a club and I’m on the guestlist

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I’m lyrically spirochete twisted

Infectious, I’m so infectious

Man or woman, I don’t care, I’m not sexist

Infectious, I’m so infectious

I’m lyrically spirochete twisted