Oh No! - Baba Brinkman, Aaron Ross

Debecen cuando en la vida

Tienes que sufrir

Y no es facile!

I lost the plot

I fucked it up

I slept in

I tripped up

I crashed my car

I dropped the ball

I pissed 'em off

I screwed it up

Everybody hates me

I got drunk

I stared at her tits

Woops!

It’s the absent-minded professor, forever stressed-out

Runnin' around in a state of perpetual doubt with my head in the clouds

With one foot on the ground, and the other one wedged in my mouth

‘Cause I had an epiphany;

I was thinkin' I’d figured it out

But I should’ve thought about it a little bit more before I said it aloud

I’ll be like: «Yes my friends, I’ve thought of a definite trend

When it comes to gender differences between women and men

For women sex tends to be a means to an end

Whereas for men sex itself is the end!»

Something never to say out loud in front of your women friends

An improbable statement with a biological basis

But I should’ve thought before saying it, judging by their faces

But that’s the way it is;

my thought patterns scatter logically

For me, «mind over matter» is a matter of policy

I crashed my vehicle fallin' asleep at the wheel as I drove

A winding mountain road the day after my insurance lapsed

I shrugged it off with a nervous laugh

I stayed up all night writin' rhymes, so I deserved to crash

Everything I touch turns to crap, but it’s ‘cause

My mind is preoccupied with writin' the perfect rap

I lost the plot

I fucked it up

I slept in

I tripped up

I crashed my car

I dropped the ball

I pissed 'em off

I screwed it up

Everybody hates me

I got drunk

Que Borracho

Mi Amore

Drinking at the hostel San Cristobal

Still stirring with delight from the night before

We were at a circo groupo loco

Drinkin' in the corner with my imaginate

Una morena, ay mi morena

Comin' through the door like slow motion and

She looked like a gypsy girl with long black curl like

«Vamos a bailar!»

Then we break for cerveza

I lose my cabeza and end up

Kissing her friend on the mesa

Pendejo!

Senor cuervo

Made me forget about the girl I wanted to know

So I asked her for another dance

She says «no chance

Estaba besando mi amiga, que pedo guey»

Then she slapped my face and she walked away

Mi Amore!

Por Favor!

Te Amo!

Lo Siento!

Que Borracho!

Te Quiero!

Mamacita!

Ayudame!

Mi corazon!

Dame chance!

Una Jinete!

Te amo mamacita por favor!