My Vag - Awkwafina

My vag like a operatic ballad

Yo vag like Grandpa’s cabbage

And my vag effortless

Yo vag post ads on Craig’s List

My vag squirt aloe vera

Yo vag look like Tony Danza

My vag like tasting heaven

Yo vag manages a 7-Eleven

Yo my vag make ya girl panties creme

Yo vag spreads hepatitis C

And my vag a chrome Range Rover

Yo vag hatchback, '81 Toyota

Yo my vag Harvard Law School

Yo vag Apex Technical

My vag speak five different languages

And told yo vag bitch make me a sandwich

Yo my vag feel like winning the lottery

Yo shit got turned down from eHarmony

My vag won best vag

Yo vag won best supporting vag

It’s time that we let the world know

Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno

Awkwafina’s a genius

And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

It’s time that we let the world know

Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno

Awkwafina’s a genius

And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

Yo my vag got built-in utilities

Yo fat ass is on disability

My vag a Beyonce weave

Yo vag a polyester K Mart hairpiece

My vag bounce like J-Lo's booty

Yo vag like James Lipton’s booty

And my vag it’s ornamental

Ya vag is a 5 hour PBS special

Yo my vag feed the homeless

Yo vag date the homeless

My vag made the Dean’s List

Yo vag couldn’t pass a HIV test

It’s time that we let the world know

Bitch ya vag is only so so

Awkwafina’s a genius

And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

It’s time that we let the world know

Bitch ya vag is only so so

Awkwafina’s a genius

And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

Yo my vag is Godfather 1

And yo vag is Godfather 3

And my vag got a big ass gun

Ya vag is like pineapple cottage cheese

Yo my vag got 12 inch gold wheels

And yo vag got bird poop on the windshield

My vag beats yo vag by a million

Yo vag is frightening like Serena Williams

It’s time that we let the world know

Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno

Awkwafina’s a genius

And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

It’s time that we let the world know

Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno

Awkwafina’s a genius

And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

Better than a penis

That’s what I said though

Better than a penis

Better than a penis

Better than a penis

Better than a penis

Ok I’m done