Gil - Attaque 77

Te fuiste a trabajar sin ms preocupacin

dejando a tu mujer con la televisin

Puso Telejuegos y alguien anunci

que iban a dar Los Pitufos en accin

Todo transcurra sin ninguna novedad

hasta que la pantalla se raj a la mitad

Salieron los pitufos y con mucha conviccin

el ms grande de ellos a tu mujer viol

Gil!

Tu mujer se encam con los pitufos

Como le haba gustado ni se puso a gritar

y esper tu regreso para luego inventar

que a la televisin se le dio por reventar

Vos te la creste y te fuiste a descansar

Por eso al breve tiempo tu mujer embaraz

Tuvieron seis pitufos y tu mente no entendi

Encima ella te dijo que nada comprendi

Vos te la creste, ella te enga

Gil!

Tu mujer se encam con los pitufos

Sos un Gil!

Tu mujer se encam con los pitufos

Vas a hacer horas extras para poder ganar

un poco ms de plata, si no, no va a alcanzar

para darle de comer a cada uno de los seis

a cada uno de los seis.

Tu mujer se dio el lujo

de tener hijos pitufos

Gil!

Tu mujer se encam con los pitufos

Gil!

You went to work without further concern

leaving your wife with the television

He put on Telejuegos and someone announced

that the Smurfs in action were going to give

Everything goes without any news

until the screen cracked in half

The Smurfs came out and with a lot of conviction

the biggest of them violated your wife

Gil!

Your wife hooked up with the smurfs

As she had liked it, not even she started to scream

and wait for your return to later invent

that television was given to bursting

You created it and you went to rest

That's why in a short time your pregnant woman

They had six smurfs and your mind did not understand

On top of that, she told you that I didn't understand anything

You created her, she cheated on you

Gil!

Your wife hooked up with the smurfs

You are a Gil!

Your wife hooked up with the smurfs

You're going to work overtime so you can win

a little more money, if not, she will not reach

to feed each of the six

to each of the six.

Your wife gave herself the luxury

to have smurf children

Gil!

Your wife hooked up with the smurfs

Gil!