Happy Slap - Ashok

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

(oh-oh-oh-oh)

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to the bed

My black eye casts no shadow

Your red eye sees no pain

Your slaps don’t stick

Your kicks don’t hit

So we remain the same

Blood sticks and sweat drips

Break the lock if it don’t fit

A kick in the teeth is good for some

A kiss with a fist is better than none

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to the bed

I broke your jaw once before

I spilled your blood upon the floor

You broke my leg in return

So let’s sit back and watch the bed burn!

Kiss me with your broken jaw

I’ll hold you like I did before, darling

And holding hands together

We’ll wage a little war, a little war.

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to the bed

My black eye casts no shadow

Your red eye sees no pain

Your slaps don’t stick

Your kicks don’t hit

So we remain the same

Blood sticks and sweat drips

Break the lock if it don’t fit

A kick in the teeth is good for some

A kiss with a fist is better than none

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to the bed

I’ll break your teeth so you can’t eat

I’ll break your feet so you can’t sleep

I keep you up at night always ready for a fight

You broke my teeth so I couldn’t eat

You broke my feet so I couldn’t sleep

Keep me up at night

Always ready, ready, ready, ready, ready for a fight