Barbecue - Articolo 31

C’era una volta quanto tempo fa non so

Un pianeta uguale al nostro solo che era come un grande zoo

Lì non c’erano persone ma soltanto animali

Il problema è che il pianeta lo comandavano i maiali e c’era…

Cibo in abbondanza ma lo stesso c’era la fame

C’era la fame perché i maiali assoldarono qualche cane

Li mandarono in giro a chiedere tasse sul cibo

Il presidente vuole il 70% di quello che c’hai nel frigo

I like barbecue

A lui piace il barbecue

I like barbecue

E si ingrassa un po' di più

You like barbecue

A lui piace il barbecue…

Così il pianeta si divise in due regioni

I maiali con le pecore gli agnelli coi leoni

Il porcile era pulito il letame era nascosto

I maiali sporcavano le pecore pulivano al loro posto

E il capo mise in prova una politica nuova

Da' il mangime alle galline in cambio chiedigli le uova

E rideva s’ingozzava alla tele e sul giornale

Così che pure un gattino vuole diventar maiale e mangiare

Fino a perdere il pelo e scoppiare e finanziare i leoni

Purché continuino a sbranare e mangiare e mangiare

Altri animali quasi estinti

Farsi un ricco barbecue e buttare via gli avanzi

I like barbecue

A lui piace il barbecue

I like barbecue

E si ingrassa un po' di più

You like barbecue

A lui piace il barbecue…

Tutti i maiali a fare

Barbecue

Gli altri animali senza

Barbecue

Ma un giorno mentre imboccava una maialina al silicone

Un maiale scivolò e finì sopra al carbone

Si diffuse nell’aria l’odore di maialino alla griglia

Cani e leoni annusavano la nuova meraviglia

D’un tratto smisero di scannarsi l’un con l’altro

Andando verso quel profumo che ora gli piaceva tanto

I like barbecue

Andava verso il barbecue

I like barbecue

E si affamava un po' di più

You like barbecue

Il barbecue…

Così arrivarono al barbecue

Subito pecore e leoni gomito a gomito

Alle porte del porcile con il brontolio allo stomaco

E il presidente dei maiali che tentò un discorso comico

Disse state buoni ci son mille soluzioni

Ma se affami dei leoni poi è difficile che ci ragioni

E offriva a tutti dei Ferrero Rocher

Ma per l’arca di Noè era il momento del buffet quindi

Coltello e forchetta tavola imbandita

La storia dei maiali su quel pianeta è finita

La morale è che un maiale non sa mai che il futuro

Spesso è un limone in bocca ed una carota in culo

Once upon a time, how long ago I don't know

A planet just like ours that was like a big zoo

There were no people there but only animals

The problem is that the planet was ruled by pigs and there was ...

Plenty of food but all the same there was hunger

There was hunger because the pigs hired some dogs

They sent them around asking for taxes on food

The president wants 70% of what you have in the fridge

I like barbecue

He likes barbecue

I like barbecue

And you get a little more fat

You like barbecue

He likes barbecue ...

Thus the planet split into two regions

Pigs with sheep, lambs with lions

The pigsty was clean, the manure was hidden

The pigs dirty the sheep cleaned in their place

And the boss tested a new policy

Feed the chickens in exchange for the eggs

And he laughed and gorged himself on television and in the newspaper

So even a kitten wants to become a pig and eat

Until they lose their fur and break out and finance the lions

As long as they continue to tear and eat and eat

Other nearly extinct animals

Have a big barbecue and throw away the leftovers

I like barbecue

He likes barbecue

I like barbecue

And you get a little more fat

You like barbecue

He likes barbecue ...

All pigs to do

Barbecue

The other animals without

Barbecue

But one day while he was feeding a silicone pig

A pig slipped and landed on top of the coal

The smell of grilled pig spread in the air

Dogs and lions smelled the new wonder

Suddenly they stopped slaughtering each other

Going towards that perfume that he now liked so much

I like barbecue

He was going to the barbecue

I like barbecue

And he got a little more hungry

You like barbecue

The barbecue ...

So they came to the barbecue

Immediately sheep and lions elbow to elbow

At the doors of the pigsty with the rumbling in the stomach

And the president of the pigs who attempted a comic speech

He said stay good there are a thousand solutions

But if you starve for lions then it is difficult for you to reason

And he offered everyone Ferrero Rocher

But for Noah's Ark it was time for the buffet then

Knife and fork set table

The story of the pigs on that planet is over

The moral is that a pig never knows the future

Often it's a lemon in the mouth and a carrot in the ass