James Ussher - Artichoke

in the evenin' earth and heaven

on the first day light and dark and

on the second water flowin' down

on the third day good and evil

on the fourth day things celestial

on the fifth day flyin' birds and fish

on the sixth day it’s complicated

cuz' livin' creatures they were created

last was Adam he got married to his rib

born in Dublin Bishop Ussher

he took the trouble and did the research

addin' up a a list of who begat

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher

addin' up every begat Bishop Ussher

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher — yeah!

theologians have long debated

when the world was first created

Bishop Ussher he clearly stated October 23

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher

addin' up every begat Bishop Ussher

he’s the one who did the math 4004 BC

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher

addin' up every begat Bishop Ussher

he’s the one who did the math 4004 BCin the evenin' earth and heaven

on the first day light and dark and

on the second water flowin' down

on the third day good and evil

on the fourth day things celestial

on the fifth day flyin' birds and fish

on the sixth day it’s complicated

cuz' livin' creatures they were created

last was Adam he got married to his rib

born in Dublin Bishop Ussher

he took the trouble and did the research

addin' up a a list of who begat

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher

addin' up every begat Bishop Ussher

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher — yeah!

theologians have long debated

when the world was first created

Bishop Ussher he clearly stated October 23

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher

addin' up every begat Bishop Ussher

he’s the one who did the math 4004 BC

he’s the one who did the math Bishop Ussher

addin' up every begat Bishop Ussher

he’s the one who did the math 4004 BC