Arachnotopia - The Darkest of The Hillside Thickets

Humankind: I have the solution

To your mess of crime, scandals and pollution

I have done the work

Hey relax, there will be no delay

All my little friends are on the way

Wrap tycoons

Fatcats, politicians, inside silk cocoons

Drain them of their vital juices

Raise the flag!

Tyrantula tenure has begun

We won’t be around when it is done

The time is now—

I’m gonna let my hungry spiders out

Because they are the only ones who have the guts

To find and purge the world of all its human sin

They will envenomate our failures!

We can spin a web of hope

Here in my Arachnotopia

Nothing is beyond the scope

Of the grand Arachnotopia

We can spin a web of hope

Here in my Arachnotopia

Nothing is beyond the scope

Of the grand Arachnotopia

Listen to the misanthropes—

Start anew, Arachnotopia!

(You're gonna get it!)