Vampire - Antsy Pants

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

Vampire

I am a vampire

I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I have lost my fangs

So I’m sad and I feel lonely

So I cry and I’m very angry

And I eat some garlic

So I’m no more satanic

Yeah yeah

I am a vampire and I’m looking in the city

But the pretty girls don’t look at me

Don’t look at me

Cos' I don’t have my fangs

Cos' I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I have lost my mouth organ

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I have lost my mouth organ

So I get bored and I shout

So I eat pop corn and I put on weight

And I sing but my voice is breaking

And I want to play the guitar

But my guitar is out of tune

I am a vampire and I’m walking in the city

But the musicals don’t play with me

Don’t play with me

Cos' I don’t have my mouth organ

Cos' I have lost my mouth organ