Marijuana - Mononc' Serge, Anonymus

C’tait dimanche aprs-midi au square Berri

La police procde l’arrestation d’un squeege

Ils fouillent dans ses poches, ils lui passent les menottes

Et qu’est-ce qu’ils trouvent: un demi gramme de pot

Les polices confisquent la matire dangeureuse

Pis aprs leur shift ils s’en vont aux danseuses

Dans le stationnement avant d’entrer

Ils se roulent un gros joint avec le pot confisqu

En chantant Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

Non la lgalisation de la marijuana

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

Chaque fois qu’les bњufs avaient envie de stock gratis

Le squeege s’faisait arrter par la police

Chaque semaine il s’faisait pincer avec du cannabis

Le juge lui a donc donn la sentence la plus christ

Le laveur de vitre s’est ramass en prison

Le juge est rentr fumer un joint maison

Et le lendemain ce brave gardien de nos valeurs

Partait en Thalande se taper des p’tites mineures

En chantant Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

Non la lgalisation de la marijuana

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

Le squeege en d’dans essayait d’passer l’temps

Il a vite t incit descendre d’un cran

C’tait quequ' chose de bin plus fort qu’la marijuana

Qu’les gardiens lui vendaient pour arrondir leurs fins d’mois

Quelque temps aprs not' loser est mort d’overdose

Et pendant que le laveur de winshield repose

Ottawa envisage de rendre le pot lgal

Oui, mais seulement des fins mdicales

Comprenons l’hsitation des morons d’Ottawa

Ils veulent pas faire de peine leu' chums d’la mafia

Et comme c’est l, le pot gnre des milliers d’emplois

Chez 'es gardiens de prisons les juges et les avocats

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

Non la lgalisation de la marijuana

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

It was Sunday afternoon at square Berri

Police arrest squeege

They're rummaging in his pockets, they're handcuffing him

And what do they find: half a gram of jar

Police confiscate dangerous material

And after their shift they go to the dancers

In the parking lot before entering

They roll a big joint with the confiscated pot

Singing Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

No the legalization of marijuana

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

Whenever the oxen wanted free stock

The squeege got pulled over by the police

Every week he got busted with weed

So the judge gave him the most christ sentence

The window washer got picked up in jail

The judge came home to smoke a house joint

And the next day this brave guardian of our values

Went to Thailand to fuck underage girls

Singing Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

No the legalization of marijuana

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijuana

The squeege inside was trying to pass the time

He quickly nudged you down a notch

It was something much stronger than marijuana

That the guards sold him to supplement their ends of the month

Some time later our loser died of an overdose

And while the winshield washer rests

Ottawa plans to make pot legal

Yes, but only for medical purposes

Let’s understand the hesitation of the morons of Ottawa

They don't want to hurt their chums from the mafia

And as it is, the pot generates thousands of jobs

Among the prison guards the judges and the lawyers

Marijuana, Marijuana, Marijuana

No the legalization of marijuana

Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijuana