NOT SYRUP TWO - Anarchy

Call me Alex Hellor Highwater the way I get no pussy

I went to femboy hooters and my dick turned to a bussy

Call me Alistair Hynes because I’m very pushy

Call me Saint Lazare cause my rhyme schemes make no sense

My Rubik’s cube solve time has gone down by 15 seconds

I’ll show it you later its too early in my verse

Call me damienfarron cause my memory is so bad

Hillary Clinton was the best US president

I got stuck on writing and NIKHEDONIA wouldn’t help me

My voice is really deep, ha

My mum asked me who Joe is and I couldn’t tell her because that’s her

Call me propane 'cause I’m on a fucking watch list

I went to primary school at ****** **** *******

My address is ************* road

I work at ******* ***** ****

My national insurance number is PG ** ** **

Day 'n' night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

Just scammed Zelika out of Universal Credit

Ben Shapiro blocked me OK now this is epic

Anthony Fantano said COCKAHOLICS are bad

He was found dead with a broom in his ass

COCKAHOLICS lives ****

They’re at university getting a music degree

Iain Parry’s flat number’s ***

And by the way the flat’s in ******

Killed seven children one bullet I call that a collat

She was a pancake the way that her ass is fucking flat

I just scammed a fat dude, he was fat

Sounded like a standing ovation when he made it clap

Smack my dad with a PS3 controller

Scammed a single mom named Deborah out of her Toyota Corolla

Scammed a single mom and then she cried about it on Facebook

Robbed an ugly fat bitch I think her name was Brooke

I don’t really care though 'cause I commited arson in seven countries

Scammed a hype beast and then I sold his shoes for money

Robbed a starving family I don’t care if they’re hungry

By the way COCKAHOLICS address is 24, The Green, Coventry

Also it’s CV16 YUS, okay, you’re welcome y’all, goodbye