Perfect Wife - Amigo the Devil

I sat down to watch the game

My wife came in, she’d found my cocaine

I tore out her eyes

Now she can’t find my supplies or much else

Oh, what a perfect wife

Love of my life

She sang along to CCR

I smashed her face into the VCR

I choked her till her tongue was hanging

Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out

Oh, what a tasteless wife

Love of my…

Don’t say a word, my darling

I know how you feel

It’s been years since I have looked at you this way

And if I’ve hurt you

Please forgive me

Love makes you do funny things

Her playing the piano

Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake

I took her little fingers

As a souvenir of her playing

Oh, what a talented wife

Love of my life

Coming home from work one day

My wife had found a way to rig the door

Shotgun pointed towards me

Trigger pulled and my body lying on the floor

Oh, what a talented wife

And the last thing she said to me was:

Don’t say a word, my darling

I know how you feel

It’s been years since I have looked at you this way

And if I’ve hurt you

Please forgive me

Love makes you do funny things