Life On The Road - All

Crabs, scabies the glamour, the fashion

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Farts, feet the romance, the passion

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Too many people bitch and whine

About being on the road too much of the time

Ya being on tour does take its toll

But it’s way better than sitting at home

Alright now, it’s a flat tire

Alkies, addicts the vomit, the rat piss

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

So squat it and thrust it cause you are in Russia

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Bring it on right now about getting no sleep on

The dirty floor of the broken van life on the road

Is pretty fuckin' cool as a matter of fact

It’s very very cool ya life on the road

Is pretty fuckin' cool to me