Stupid Stupid - Alex Day

You tell stories that aren’t going anywhere

Toast pops, you scream;

somehow, always unprepared

Heard the doorbell — I said «it was on TV»

But that won’t stop you calling out into the empty street

You left the keys inside, got locked out in the rain

But you know I’m always here to let you in and say

You’re stupid stupid

You’re stupid stupid

You’re stupid stupid

And I love you

Last week I did not remember our anniversary

You said that must be cos I’m a Sagittarius

«You don’t make time for me — this is such a shock!»

Strange how you missed that when you read both of our horoscopes!

You didn’t eat that pie;

it looked like it had eyes

Next time you go without, remember what I’ll shout

You’re stupid stupid

You’re stupid stupid

You’re stupid stupid

And I love you

And when you’ve heard this song, I know just what

You’ll say…

I’m stupid stupid

I’m stupid stupid

I’m stupid stupid

And you love me

We’re stupid stupid

We’re stupid stupid

We’re stupid stupid

And you love me

And I love you