End is Nigh - Alex Cameron

I’m pleased to hear you’re coming to visit soon

Yeah, I’m glad to hear you’re coming through

I’ll get the cabin ready for you and your girl

Yeah, the wife and kids will be here too

There’s a guy who thinks I’m fucking his girlfriend

He says he’s gonna make me cry

But I couldn’t get it up if I wanted to

Man, yeah and I already wanna die

If the end is nigh, baby

I don’t think I wanna survive

If the end is nigh, baby

Make it swift and let me die

I started going along to the meetings

Tequila down to my core

But they remind me of my daddy

With that bible shit

And drinking coffee makes me wanna die more

Gonna miss writing songs on piano

Gonna miss Shay and her giant cans

Gonna miss that pretty little Jew Rado

Gonna miss my daughter growing into a man

If the end is nigh, baby

I don’t think I wanna survive

If the end is nigh, baby

Make it swift and let me die

She said «You look all hungover

And you smell like a skunk»

I said «How can I be hungover

If I’m still drunk?»

I’m still drunk, but I still can spot the sky-ay

Yeah, I’m drunk, but I still know there’s an almond in your eye

Making sure I’m high

Just in case the end is nigh