Midget Saw - Alestorm

Who’s that short man what does he do?

He killed that monkey with his shoe!

(hey!)

Why that monkey, why his boot?

Cos he had a belly full of loot!

(hey!)

The monkey needs his damn revenge!

That poor creature we’ll avenge!

Midget Saw, a deadly fate

Chopped up limbs become shark bait

Midget Saw, the pirate’s code

It says that both your legs must go

Chopped to pieces

Ripped to shreds

You’re gonna wish that you were dead!

Grab him by his manky hair

And strap him to that table there (hey!)

This pirate’s not gonna walk again

He’s in for a world of nasty pain!

(hey!)

Slap that midget with an oar

Remove his legs, with a saw!

Midget Saw, a deadly fate

Chopped up limbs become shark bait

Midget Saw, the pirate’s code

It says that both your legs must go

Chopped to pieces

Ripped to shreds

You’re gonna wish that you were dead!

Midget Saw, a deadly fate

Chopped up limbs become shark bait

Midget Saw, the pirate’s code

It says that both your legs must go

Chopped to pieces

Ripped to shreds

You’re gonna wish that you were dead!