Beard - Alaska Thunderfuck

Oh, it started long ago

With Jesus and the Pharisees

Straw will spin itself to gold

Foretold in all the prophecies

You can’t stop this (oh, oh)

Try to top this (oh, oh)

The beard will come to be revered

And feared throughout the galaxy

A symbol of age and wisdom

The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species

But we welcome a new age

Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine

Man, or woman, or

Beard

Feel the beard

The power of the beard

Glory to the beard, beard, beard

Blessed be the

Oh, it’s taking all control

This feeling’s got a hold on me

So why, this freedom in my mind

This all-consuming ecstasy

Come and take me (oh, oh)

Scratch and scrape me (oh, oh)

The beard, may it never be sheared

Possess me for eternity

Now is the moment we come together as one

Once fragmented, we stand united

From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment

Through our darkest oppression, we find our ultimate liberation

Long live the

Beard

Feel the beard

The power of the beard

Glory to the beard, beard, beard

Blessed be the