King of Intimidation - Alanis Morissette

The women of this family

Seem to feel that they owe it to the

Men of the family to look relaxed

Rested, and attractive at dinnertime

For you

They live in a quiet monastery.

for you

They wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short

They count to ten when you tell them how to drive and

When they’re afraid they let you speak for them

All hail the

King of intimidation;

Model of good Christian behavior

For you

We wax, nostalgic-ened our legs.

for you

We chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it

We counted to ten temporarily and it was

Something about how you talk down to me

All hail the

King of intimidation;

Model of good Christian behavior

The room of compromise is full and apparently you don’t want some

Theres only so much we can do to make your rest assured

I am

Single i am weary

You’re just

Jealous you’re just confused your just

Hungry you’re missing out

You’re not healthy

You i pity

All hail the

King of intimidation;

Model of Christian behavior

And he knows not of

What he has wrongly done

So forgive his ignorant behavior

You are

Tortured you are captured you were busted we were silent

You were tested you knew better you are lonely

Was it worth it?

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