Una Día - Akwid

Un dia como a las diez de la mañana

Que me timbra el telefo quien creen que era

Se le habian olvidado sus aretes a thalia

En mi ropero, que mas espero y yo le dije te los

Llevo al ratito no se valla a enojar

Aquel viejito que te los compro, mira esperame en la esquina

Donde llegas a comprar lo que tu llamas

Medicina, bueno arranco de todos modos tenia

Que hacer una parada en el banco mientras

Yo estaba parado en la linea se miraba

Conocido el del insignia, me le quedo viendo

Y se me hizo familiar y no me acuerdo pero

Ha si este guey es bueno pa' pelear

Que ondas pinches chavez le grito guantame

Un momento mientras deposito yo he fanatico

Voy a saludarlo me le hacerco y tratando de imitarlo

Cuando le di yo reconocimiento, avienta

Su pistola al viento y dice este es un asalto

Avientense todos al asfalto de volada

Y en eso entran otros seis hombres enmascarados

Y bien acelerados dicen nadie grite y nadie corra

Lo juro por mi jefe, por mi madre y por mi morra

Que les meto un par y no lo pienso en el

Momento le jalo al gatillo y se me pierde el

Pensamiento les grita su acomplice chavez

¡hey!

gueyes aca tengo las llaves, va uno van dos

Y los demas sigiendo en eso sali en chinga

Yo corriendo les note cuando pase por ahi

Volando las chamarras decian montez de durango

Corriendo como si fuera maraton

Con los huevos en la mano y la caca

En el calzon hay guey me les escape a penas todo esto por

Tratar de complacer a gente ajenas

Me trato de esconder en un hotel por favor

No molesten decia el papel entro y la muchacha me resueña

Era mister bermudez besando al miss es peña

Hey compa no es por ser malvado pero

Fuera buena onda si me dices a que sabo

Y me brinco por la ventana bajo a la esquina

Se me quedan viendo los dos por la cortina

La moraleja de la historia es la siguiente

Tanto pinche pedo por un pinche par de aretes

Estas son las historias son la realidad

No se mentir pues yo siempre digo la verdad

Yo soy honesto me tienes que creer no soy

Como pinocho yo no se pretender lo que hoy escuchas fue

Lo que paso, tambien tengo una nave

Que en marciano me dejo neta fue la tercera vez que

Fuimos ala luna y nos estacionamos debajo de la laguna

Escribiendo como niño bueno estaba yo

Tu sabes las escenas y los chistes pa'

Mi compa polo-polo, pues a mi lado se sienta jorge campos

Me cuenta que madreo a blue demon y a santo

Calmate le digo que quieres hacer

Se me hace heria a uno y tengo que corre

No hay pedo vente conosco unas amigas las angeles

De charly son cabronas y se animan, hay te quedas tu mientras

Salgo a vigilar no asomes la cabeza

Si es que llegan a tocar tambien por si las moscas

Guey hay ta’la chinita por que tengo apartadas

A las dos de las gueritas pues pa' no andar

A pata dando vueltas por el barrio me lleve el pinche caballo

De llanero solitario hace quince dias

Me lo dejo por que se fue, que iba rehacer su vida con otra

Mujer por que la que tenia se le escondio

Con sadam hussein pero el esta convencido

Que se fue con kaliman pues hay boy yo muy valiente

Y con machete le llamo a valentin trujillo

Y llega como cuete con dos pistolas

Y poca suerte ya chingamos le digo vamos

A la esquina y los esperamos en poco rato llega

Lola la trailera pregunta donde esta el cabron

Y saquenlo pa' fuera, me debe feria y

Por eso fue que huyo como crees que

Iva a madrear a blue demon le digo vamos lola yo

Te llevare que llega batman y que dice yo tambien

Te ayudare y en poco tiempo regresamos al

Local pinche campos ya tenia de su lado a superman

Neta no te miento esa no me la crei pero no

Pensaron que tambien fui alumno de brus lee

Y en poco tiempo pues que se arman los

Madrazos, con pedro y mario almada

Los sacamos a balazos, estas historias son la realidad no

Se mentir pues yo siempre digo la veredad yo

Soy honesto me tienes que creer no soy como

Pinocho yo no se pretender lo

Que hoy escuchas fue lo que paso, tambien

Tengo una nave que un marciano me dejo

Fue la tercera vez que fuimos a la luna

Y nos estacionamos debejo de la laguna

One day around ten in the morning

That the phone rings who they think it was

Thalia had forgotten her earrings

In my wardrobe, what else do I expect and I told him

I'll take a little while, don't go get angry

That old man who bought them for you, look, wait for me at the corner

Where do you get to buy what you call

Medicine, well I started anyway I had

Than make a stop at the bank while

I was standing on the line looking at each other

Known the one with the insignia, I stare at him

And it became familiar to me and I don't remember but

Ha if this guy is good to fight

What the hell, Chavez, I yell at him, hold on to me

One moment while I deposit I have fanatic

I'm going to say hello to him and try to imitate him

When I gave him recognition, he threw

His pistol to the wind and says this is an assault

Throw everyone to the flying asphalt

And that's where six other masked men come in.

And well accelerated they say no one screams and no one runs

I swear for my boss, for my mother and for my girl

That I put a couple in them and I don't think about it

Moment I pull the trigger and I lose the

Thought yells at them their accomplice Chavez

hey!

gueyes here I have the keys, one goes two

And the others following in that came out in chinga

I noticed them running when I passed by

Flying the jackets said montez de durango

Running like a marathon

With eggs in hand and poop

In the shorts there's a guy, I barely escaped all this because

Try to please other people

I try to hide in a hotel please

Don't bother, said the paper, I entered and the girl reminded me

It was mister bermudez kissing miss es peña

Hey compa, it's not to be evil but

It was good vibes if you tell me what I taste like

And I jump out the window down to the corner

They both stare at me through the curtain

The moral of the story is as follows

So much fucking fart for a fucking pair of earrings

These are the stories are the reality

I don't know how to lie because I always tell the truth

I am honest you have to believe me I am not

Like Pinocchio I don't know how to pretend what you hear today was

What happened, I also have a ship

That in Marciano he left me net was the third time that

We went to the moon and parked under the lagoon

I was writing like a good boy

You know the scenes and the jokes pa'

My friend polo-polo, because Jorge Campos sits next to me

He tells me that he sucks at blue demon and santo

Calm down I tell him what you want to do

If I hurt one and I have to run

There is no fart, come, I meet some friends in Los Angeles

From charly they are bastards and they cheer up, there you stay while

I go out to watch do not show your head

If they get to touch also in case the flies

Guey there is ta'la chinita because I have apart

At two of the gueritas, well, not to walk

Walking around the neighborhood I took the fucking horse

From a lone ranger fifteen days ago

He left it to me because he left, that he was going to rebuild his life with another

Woman because the one she had was hidden from her

With saddam hussein but he is convinced

That he went with kaliman well there is a boy I am very brave

And with a machete I call Valentine Trujillo

And he arrives like a cuete with two pistols

And little luck, fuck it, I tell him, let's go

At the corner and we will wait for you in a short time

Lola the trailer asks where the bastard is

And take him out, he owes me fair and

That's why I ran away like you think

I was going to mother blue demon, I tell her, let's go, lola.

I'll take you until Batman arrives and what do I say too

I will help you and in a short time we will return to the

Local click fields already had superman on his side

Neta I'm not lying to you I didn't believe her but no

They thought that I was also a student of brus lee

And in a short time, well, the

Madrazos, with Pedro and Mario Almada

We take them out with bullets, these stories are reality not

I know how to lie because I always tell the truth

I'm honest you have to believe me I'm not like

Pinocchio I don't know how to pretend

What you hear today was what happened, too

I have a ship that a Martian left me

It was the third time we went to the moon

And we parked below the lagoon