Two Minute Warning -

Panic stricken, people run from the blast

Shelter under or you better run fast

Two minute warning is never enough

Give me more time to get my stuff

Two minute warning i’m still in bed

In 45 seconds i’m dead

Two minute warning will lead us to the grave

Two ninute warning, not even time to shave

Two minute warning and i can’t find my socks

Two minute warning and shit, i’ve lost my clock!

Lost my socks!

Lost my clock!

Can’t find my shoes

The bombs fly over my head

My mum hides under her bed

My dad’s got a bunker outside

The place where i’m gonna hide

We’ve got enough food for a year

But only a weeks worth of beer

We’ll have to go on fridge raids

Before the afghans invade…

…no taliband-aid!