Trans Am - Adrenalin O.D.

So you just graduated from high school

And Daddy bought you a brand new Trans Am

It’s the really cool black one with the big bird painted on the hood

And the fancy wheel with the tires with the letters on the

And those things in the back, you don’t even know what they’re called

Don’t worry, no one’ll notice, just buy a Playboy bunny air-freshener

A few stuffed animals, fuzzy dice, a stick-on rainbow for the back window

And everyone’ll love your brand new car

But why do you take up three parking spaces?

Driving the car don’t make you cool

Guy behind the wheel is still a fool

I hate Trans Ams they look like shit

I hate T.A.'s the driver’s a prick

It’s your last summer in town until you go off to college

Might as well have as much fun now as you can, bummer, man

You had to buy your own personalized license plates

But Mom is paying for your insurance, so you don’t have a worry in the world

Except maybe gas money, and I bet you can pick up lots of really sweet babes

In your brand new Trans Am, maybe even the entire cheerleading squad

And they’ll just love your brand new car.

But you ain’t goin' nowhere