What the Hell Happened to Me? - Adam Sandler

I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade

Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade

But now I’m only happy when I’m drinking J. D

What the hell happened to me?

I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend Billy

And Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly

But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee

What the hell happened to me?

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood

I only did the things that Momma said I should

But now I just do whatever I want

I even whipped it out in a restaurant

I used to help clean the park in the middle of town

And then played kickball til the sun went down

But now all I do is get VD

What the hell happened to me?

It makes no sense

I can’t believe I ended on me

I’m out of my gourd

Won’t somebody please, help me?

A do-do-do-do-do wop-bop doobaly do

I’m kind of a wierdo