Steve Polychronopolous - Adam Sandler

I’m a big fuckin' dick

I’m a pain in your ass

I drink all your beer

I’ll eat the last slice

I’ll give you charley horses

I’ll pull your shorts down at the beach

I always need a ride

Nobody likes me

My name’s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk

I swear in front of your mother

I throw shit at the movies

I wear tight pants

I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket

And then I don’t show

I tell you I saw your girlfriend

Fucking two guys at a party

'Cause my name’s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I’ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned

I’ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous

Pansy

Pussy

Shit for brains

Douchebag

I’ll leave your gate open

So your dog runs away

I’ll make fun of your pimple

Then I’ll grab your sister’s ass

'Cause my name’s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

And I don’t care

And I don’t give a shit

I’ll break your brother’s stereo

And then tell him it was you

You think you’re better than me

Well you’re fucking wrong

Everybody knows I’m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

Deal with it