Hero: Train - Adam Sandler

We’re on a runaway train

The conductor had a meltdown

The people in the dining car

Are screaming really, really loud

We need a hero, someone to save us

Yeah, we need a hero To bring us through the danger

We need a hero, somebody competent

We need a hero to save the day, yeah

So I put the engineer’s hat On the top of my head

The people go fucking crazy

A guy says, «You're the man, man»

And a deaf woman signs «Go get 'em»

Then I go to the cab And I toot the whistle

That’s something I always wanted to do

Then right away we fly off the bridge

Because I don’t know what I’m doing

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.