Audi 5000 - A.L.T.

I once knew a bitch named Mercedes Benz

Her and Lexus wanted to sex me and all my friends

Damn, you want it, you got it, Toyota

I gave Impala a holla because he’s got the mota

About a pound and so we rolled slow

Plus I kept my eyes out for 5.0

We got to the pad about MR2

I said, «I've never met a Jetta that was fly as you»

Lexus, she was heavy as a Chevy, but it ain’t no thang

Because we gang bang, rode 'em like a Mustang

And I’m thinking that you got my point

I told Impala to roll up a Corrola joint

And then, I passed out

She said, «I doesn’t want to trouble you

But BMW’s home now, and so you assed out

And my heart started pounding

I’m out the back window

Peace homegirls, but I’m Audi 5000

«Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups» -- Scarface

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I got a friend named Alfa Romero

Who rolled a Fiero with a girl named Camaro

And he calls her his sidekick

But the bitch is so fly that he gotta have a big dick

We all jetted in the Jetta

Then we got harrassed by a cop named Berreta

He pulled us over in a fucked up Nova

Then we saw my homie roll right by, his name is Range Rover

He swoop on the Trooper, he’s tight with the mob

And then he made the one time stop

Peace homie, thanks, and I’ll see ya

Then I got a page from my bitch, Carmen Gia

«Come and pick me up,» so I crawl through the city

I’m 'bout to get some ass and a whole lot of titty

I got to her pad and yo, I started pounding

I’d like to tell you more homeboy, but I’m Audi 5000

«Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups» -- Scarface

«Drop Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups»

«Drop Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups»

«Drop Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups»

I partied with this oriental girl named Hundai

Who kicks it with this Japanese bitch they call Samurai

I headed to the liquor store, word

I got a fifth of Surburban and some Thunderbird

I said, «I'll be right back»

Then, I saw a friend who’s a pimp, big and black

We called him Caddilac

Just to tease, I told my nigga, «Freeze»

He drove a Lamborghini that cost three hundred Z’s

And let’s jet out to Club Pantera

Hatchbacks kickin' it, and so was Fiera

And it sounded like a switch

I got to the club and met a snobby ass bitch

Who said I was the voice, she said I was the choice

And could I please give a little bit to Ms. Royce Royce

Silk sheets and my hips, they was pounding

Then I got the fuck out of Dodge, cause I was Audi 5000

«Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups» -- Scarface

«Drop Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups»

«Drop Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups»

«Drop Monte Carlos, El Dogs and Caddy Coups»