I Wanna Find a Woman That'll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band

I wanna find me a woman who’ll hold my big toe till I have to go

I wanna find a blue swirl plastic ocarina

About five miles long

And play with them sweet potatoes all night long

'Cause them yams have all them eyes that yawn

'Yearn down yonder below the ground

'N their golden hair is ah dirty brown

I wanna find me a woman that’ll hold my big toe till I go

I wanna hold me a woman that’ll find my big toe

Till I have to go

'N sow my last sweet potato