I-Deez - 8 Bit

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

I need a can of beer

I need it right now

I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle

But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my case

Telling me that I need an I’d to get some booze in this place

I get out of there, go to 6th and Alvarado

See a guy standing by, pull over and I spot him

At sixty, I say twenty

Give 'em thirty

Yeah, it’s money

Original stock, dmv can’t stop that

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

I tried to get into El Tropico’s

So I could see some girlies take their clothes off

But Crazee threw me out

I snuck around the back door

And slipped Hector a twenty

He ordered watered-down drafts

And payed a dollar for a honey

After I proceeded to get tore the hell up

I grabbed a mic and began to mc

The whole place was jumpin' and boppin'

«Who the fuck is Anti-log?»

All up in the place

So get the hell out of my face

Model number X5673

Go into the gas station to get some cigarettes

Camel White Lights hard-packed, to be exact

You want a passport, bitch?!

I got a laser gun

You wanna stop me?

Well, you better run!

Gettin' so jealous of my infinite lifespan

Step on up, I’ll throw your ass in a fryin' pan

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Gettin' drunk off Tecate

That a human-bot mixed

Chillin' in the casino

'Cause they forgot to card me

Now when they’ll get me on my way out

If they knew I was a robot

They be like, «Get out and stay out!»

I’m paid out my robotic ass

For calculating the odds of roulette and craps

And now I’m making the rounds

Slapping bitches on the ass

If worst comes to worst

I’ll teleport back to my pad and crash

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids

Robots don’t got no driver’s license

So we gotta get fake ids