I'm Beginning To Think You Prefer Beverly Hills 90210 To Me - Fight Like Apes

Dear Samuel,

You’ve been employed by the band,

You were originally employed

just to give us a hand.

And now you single-handedly

destroyed our careers.

So here’s our gift to you, Samuel,

have a happy new year:

You’re fired

you’re fired

you’re fired

Dear Gladstone,

we’ve had a good year.

So here’s a gift from the band, my dear.

So go on, blow out the candles

and leave the cake behind.

And get the hell outta here, Gladstone.

When you get, home, you’ll find…

You’ve been fired!

You’ve been fired!

You’ve been fired!

So long!

Dear apes,

It wasn’t that bad.

I’ve got a family:

Two dogs, and a dad.

So I ask you sincerely,

What it is I’ve done wrong

Thanks for the verse, though

in this excellent song…

Mary had a little lamb

and it got fired.

Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep

'cause it got fired.

Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall,

'cause it got fired.

Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall

'cause he got fired!

Mary had a little lamb

and it got fired.

Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep

'cause it got fired.

Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall,

'cause it got fired.

Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall

and he got fired!

You’re so fired,

you’re so fired!

You’re so fired,

you’re so fired!