Candy - The Presidents Of The United States Of America

Sugar’s only sweetness

Salt is ocean tears

And you were my only weakness

For years and years and years

You little yellow sweetie

You were hiding in a jar

Now my mind is gone completely

Take off the lid and there you are

You’re my candy

Candy

Well, the devil she made sweet candy

Took six days and nights to dream

On the seventh day she rested

Woke up early and made ice cream

Now, the devil she must be a dentist

With deep jawbreaker eyes

Red rope hair, gum drop lips

Cotton candy thighs

You’re my candy

Candy

Chocolate lava stole my body

And aftertaste stole my mind

Left me danglin' down defenseless

And then sweet candy she said goodbye

Now my teeth are worn and useless

My eyes too sunk to see

My tongue swole up to twice its size

And all I wanna do is eat

Candy

My candy

My candy

My candy

Suckin' on my candy