High as Johnny Thunders - Chuck Prophet

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If Bukowski was good looking
And Napoleon was tall
If Joan of arc just took her meds
She’d be a movie star
If up was down and down was up
Imagine where we’ll be
The New York Dolls would still be here
Music would be free
I’ll be High as Johnny Thunders
In the land that time forgot
I’ll be High as Johnny Thunder
If Romeo and Juliet had a couple kids
Shakespeare would be on the dole and I’ll be President
Id sit there with my feet up all hours of the night
I’ll be talking to my baby, i said baby lets not fight
I’ll be High as Johnny Thunders
In the land that time forgot
I’ll be High as Johnny Thunder
If family stayed together
I'd have a window seat
All the children of the world
Would have enough to eat
If jet-lag was a virtue
I'd be so virtuous
To get back in your pants
I might hijack a city bus
I’ll be High as Johnny Thunders
In the land that time forgot
I’ll be High as Johnny Thunder