Smash Anyway - 3st

The sex I get is awful

But I sure get a lot

Cause I don’t stop to consider

If I should hit it or not

If she down to fuck I’ll hit it

Even if I ain’t attracted

If she got some STDs

Then I’ll just cap it ‘fore I whack it

This babe I’m tryna slay

Lives like a hundred miles away

Getting laid shouldn’t take

Like seven hours out my day

But it’s really an intelligent investment

Cause that ass gon' be greater in value

Than what I paid for it in gas

Her voice is annoying

Head game disappointing

Thottie taste like toxic waste

I swear that pussy been poisoned

And it’s hard to enjoy it

When shawty smell like a toilet

But she got a body so hot

Her twat water is boiling

Oh does she got a boyfriend

That ain’t stopped me before

Oh he’s six foot eleven

And he fought in the war

Oh he said he’ll break my legs

If I even dare

I guess his girlfriend’s gonna get to

Fuck a guy in a wheelchair

She locks me in a world of uncertainty

She asserts that I’m worthless

With every word that she hurls at me

And I’m wretchedly depressed

Every second I’m at her side

But I deal with it cause she lets me

Hit it from behind

When I close my eyes

I picture a vagina and think

I’ll put up with anything

If it means I’m getting laid

The message is

I’m desperate for sex

And if it’s better than nothing

Then fuck it

I’mma smash it anyway

I don’t give a fuck baby

I’mma smash it anyway

Huh

I don’t give a fuck baby

I’mma smash it anyway

Our relationship was

Simply the venereal

I starting thinking that she

Girlfriend material

I said some dumb shit

Then she started getting mad

She said it’s bout to be

A month before she’ll let me smash

Fine I can get my

Pecker wet in plenty other ways

I could make a

Pocket pussy out a roll of tape

My dick could do some

Dunkin in a Donut till it’s glazed

Getting head from a sandwich

I call that a P-BJ

Thought that hooking up

Was looking up

Now I gotta be the schmuck

Who fucks a couple sponges in a cup

But if I gotta I’mma like it then

Cold cock a mothafucka

When I dip my dick in liquid nitrogen

Hollow out a loaf of bread

And go to town on it

Got a pussy looking taco

Going down on it

And it seems as if

My schween ain’t gon' be found

Cause I’m wedging my remote

Between the cushions of my couch

Girls gotta sleep

Pillow pets can do it all night

Got my car sucking on my spark plug

Getting engine head

And I combust a nut

In the exhaust pipe

On that weird shit

Cause I can’t inflate a blowup doll right

If you close your eyes

And substitute your lover with a sex toy

Ain’t it basically the same

As getting laid

The message is

I’m desperate for sex

And if it ain’t the real deal

Fuck it

I’mma smash it anyway

I don’t give a fuck baby

I’mma smash it anyway

Yeah

I don’t give a fuck baby

I’mma smash it anyway

Unlike these other guys

I ain’t done no smashing

I haven’t had sex before

Cause I’m awkward and unattractive

I got my headphones on

But in between the tunes

I think I hear my older sister

Crying in her room

She ain’t really my sister though

She my stepfather’s daughter

And I think as far as sisters go

They don’t really get hotter

I’m saying she the kind of really fine

That puts me at a loss for words

My tongue gets twisted up

And tied in knots

At just the thought of her

And I get that the sexual tension

Is kinda creepy

Anyway I crack her door and find her

On the floor weeping on her knees

And for some reason

I feel the blood rush to my schlong

But I just tuck it in my waistband

And I ask her ‘bout what’s wrong

She said

My boyfriend fucked some other

Girl behind my back

Thought he loved me

Now I’ve been betrayed

By an unfaithful rat

I said

Oh

Uhhhh

That probably sucks

She said

I don’t understand that man

Was I not enough

Aren’t I intelligent, sensitive

Friendly, athletic and honest

Aren’t I sexier than hell

Aren’t I gorgeous as a Goddess

Like Mike, you think I’m pretty right

Don’t you think I’m hot

I said

You

Augh

Don’t

Make me answer that

Question

She said

Fuck him I wish that he was dead

Uhh that’s intense

Then she said

I should fuck somebody else

To get revenge

She looks me dead in the eyes

While she puts a hand on my thigh

And I’m staring at the floor

Excited and petrified

I close my eyes and pinch myself like

Mike this isn’t real

But when I open up

It still looks like I’m getting laid

The message is

I’m desperate for sex and if

It’s with my step-sister

Fuck it

I’mma smash it--

Wait that’s fucked up

Run back to my room thinking

I’ll just go and masturbate

I don’t give a fuck baby

I’mma smash it anyway

Jacking off