Bump, Pt. 2 - 3st

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That last shit you heard

It bumped

Because that shit was Bump

By Wizdumb, Lil Sub, and Lil Pool Noodle

Boys, we got them live in studio

How y’all doing tonight

I’m doing alright man

I’m doing alright

Thank you for asking man

I appreciate it

Alright Wiz, let’s talk to you for a second

In your first line you were spitting

I been on the low

I feel like nothing is right

Been clutching the light

But there’s nothing in sight

Cause there’s no one

Who gives a fuck in my life

What you mean by that

So uh

For me this this line is really something

That allows the listener to feel connected

You know, as fucked up as it is

We all get to that place where we feel like

Nobody cares about us

That’s something we can all relate to

It sorta sets the verse up to

Turn on itself, you know

Like, it’s…

It kinda starts like

Nobody fucking cares about us

It’s dark

And then it ends on

There will always be love in your life

I realized that the power I have as an artist

Is to affect people

And I decided to take this opportunity

To extend some positivity

Into the lives of my listeners

Uh

That was…

That was cool I guess

Ayo Lil Sub, lemme ask you a few questions

So a lot of Lil’s been

Coming out of the woodworks in the game

You know

What makes you choose Lil Sub

Ha, you know

They ain’t gonna none of that

You know what I’m saying

Like you gotta

You gotta turn the water off sometimes

You know

You know you turn the water off

You gotta take a left

Take a right

You know

You don’t

You don’t know where it is

You don’t know where it gon' be

You know what I’m saying

You know all these mothafuckas

They come up here and they say

Ah they ball you know

We ain’t talking

Balls

We ain’t talking bout

Balls

You know we gon'

Keep it positive up in this bitch

You what I mean

Cause some tim--

HEHE

Cause sometimes I’ll get up here like

Hyaoohee

And they

You know

They don’t even know

Huhu

What that’s all about

You know what I’m saying

Keh keh

Yeah you know

You know I wear a dress sometimes

Whatever

Absolutely man

Man I’m gonna speak for the whole game here

And say you are truly

An inspiration for all of us

But yeah, one question

I heard this one line where you said

That bitch was ugly

But her pussy on tofu

What you mean by that

Oh yeah

You know what I’m saying

Like

All that like

You know

Face wasn’t a ten

But the pussy

Was hot

You know like

Tsssss

It go

Tss tss

You know like

Sizzle like

Tsssss

Mmm true true

Before we move on

I heard this one line

Where you said

She blow my dick like a

A pen

You know

You know, pen

What

Aight aight aight

Well before you come at me

I wanna blame my PR people for that okay

I mean a hundred mothafuckas

Listen to that shit

And ain’t nobody tell

Nobody go

Aye aye aye aye Sub

Fuck’s a pen

What you mean by

I said nah

Syuh syuh syuh

I thought that a pen

Was that shit that the coach blow in

You know

To get the kiddies' attention right

Nah I was wrong

You know

That’s a lamp

Fuck

True man

Alright moving on

We got Lil Pool Noodle

How’s it going man

Issapoonoo

Yaednowuis

Bessabookin

Weyupier

Yeeyadeenoduwan

Gee Gee

Now this shit’s a masterpiece right here man

Probably the best verse of the century

But hold up

You open your verse

And I quote

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Yah yah yah yah

Now that shit speaks to me brother

Ughunghung

K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k

Krhuhkrhuh

K-k

Khuhkrhuhkrhuh

Alright man yeah

I get that

But you said in this one line

Towards the end here that

That you got a

A dick in your ass

Yanowigowininyi

Gee gee gee

Grrrahey

Ooip

Iye iye iye iye iye

Dick in my ass

Doo doot doot doo doot doot

Chreyap

Yo man

I fucks with the vision bro

Listen up all you

Punk ass rappers out there

Don’t even think

About stepping inside the studio

Unless you at this level

That this man

Lil Pool Noodle is at

Eh eh eh

Grrraauhh

Alright man that’s all the time

That we got for this week

Catch us next week

Back in the studio

Back on the fucking airways

With our man Lil Animal Crackers

Young Eviction Notice

And My Grandmother Nancy

It’s been your boy

Porn on the Cob

Keep throating

Peace