MY DICK - 3OH!3

MY DICK - 3OH!3

Альбом
NIGHT SPORTS
Год
2016
Язык
`English`
Длительность
203960

Below is the lyrics of the song MY DICK , artist - 3OH!3 with translation

Lyrics " MY DICK "

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MY DICK

3OH!3

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick

Dick, dick, dick

Call me on the dog and bone

All you Yanks, that’s a telephone

Here have a look, just have a butcher’s

Northern Mancky, cock-muncher

My dick’s bigger than your brother

Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother

My dick’s bigger than Wales

And your dick’s smaller than a motherfuckin' snail

Ma bite mec

Ca monte jusqu’a la tour

Ta bite mec

Ca voit meme pas le jour

My dick like the Mississippi river

My dick ask your bitch, what’s for dinner?

Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick»

And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick»

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick»

And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick»

Yeah dog, it’s motherfuckin' Kid Cuisine

My dick gets bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh you could swish it like Listerine

Your dick look like Adam Levine

My dick like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your dick gets small like Frodo

Okay now

Young Bob Barker in this motherfucker

Price looking right in this motherfucker

Big Dick Clark in this motherfucker

Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter

Got more wood than Barry Bonds

Dick so big, got a car alarm

Dick so big that it bought the farm

Your dick’s like Seth Rogen’s arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing things bigger than the big bang

Your dick don’t got no name

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick»

And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick»

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick»

(Goddamn)

And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick»

(Goddamn)

Your dick’s growing mold

My dick shines like gold

Your dick’s like the Pope

My dick don’t get old

Every morning I wake up and cry

It’s too much dick for one guy

But if I donated my shit to science

Motherfucker start a riot

Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick»

(Goddamn)

And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick»

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick»

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick»

(That's a small dick)

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