Peachfuzz - K.M.D.

Oh Pete Nice?

I’m smoother than him man I mean

He wears suits and all you know no disrespect.

*incomprehensible*

Yeah right just a thought (* giggling *)

Heavy D yo the girls they love me

(* girls crack up *) They love me I just know it!

Yea Positive K?

He’s dip dip divin ??

Yeah right

Yeah LL yo he might keep the girls +Jinglin+

But yo.

I’m the man (* girls crack up *)

I’m the man, as a matter of fact

Yo, see they laughin at me man

I’m the man!

Yo, that ain’t right

Yo, well anyway

By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, gots many plus plenty

String by string, I think I counts like twenty

If you loan me a ear, I’ll return it with interest

If not, I’ll simply twist the wrist

So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me

Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie

Now only if I had two G’s per strand

Ask my anchor banker, he understands

I used to wrap my hand around a cold gold can

Someone once said health is wealth, so check self

I gots a perfect check-up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up

How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf?

Oh boya how I searched for an employer

But before Zeale Huckleberry film was in Tom Sawyer

Now use your imagination, just a smidgen

If I was a bird I’d be a pigeon

Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can

Eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican

Then again, that’s only if your capable for freckles

Or blue eyes -- I settle for Heckle’n’Jeckle

While I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone

The only phone I own’s a funky xylophone’s tone

Ain’t no joint in, annoyin high-pitched ringin

We do the tap twist and twitch bringin

Through soul and this cordless thingamajig

Sure as Onyx’s clippers etch a clue to your wig

We’ll do the gig so make your mind ??

The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don’t riddle us

I’ll even ride a bus to the coast if clear

For okay pay, I’ll say ??

Now all this runnin round’s kickin me right in the rear

And still I’m judged by the hairs on my chinny chin chin

And I’m able to hit a skin (* girls giggling *)

Just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I’m smooth

Yeah, candy get the job done but yo, I take care of business

Now what’s up with this peachfuzz nonsense?

What are y’all talkin about this peachfuzz?

Nah, I just got one thing to say

Ahh man.

By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, six black hairs

String by string, I think I counts five pairs

That’s a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?

At least for the peachfuzz that sums up

A tidbit, yeah that’s it, but who gives a sugar

Honey iced tea besides me

For if, I ever riff, yet and still,?

windmills

So I take time just to kill

I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin

Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then

Smoked a cigar with some black chinese shoes then

Picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin