Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? - Ween

Mister, would you please help my pony?

He’s over there behind the tree

He’s down in the dirt, would ya help him?

I think it’s his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?

He’s chewin' bark and not the leaves

He’s cryin' like a baby, would you help him?

I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?

He’s down — He ain’t gettin' up

He coughed up snot in the driveway

And I think his lung’s fucked up

Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?

I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?

He’s over there lookin' at me

He can’t talk because he’s a pony

I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?

He’s over there behind the tree

He’s down in the dirt, would ya help him?

I think it’s his lung