Autophilia Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Car - The Bluetones

I love your bodywork and

Your flashy pop-up lights

The way you hug the corners

However fast and tight

She comes in 16 colours

She’ll suck your money dry

Gives shitty mileage

But come on lets get inside

I love your slinky spoilers

They really speak to me

State of the art sound system

Leather upholstery

She purrs just like a kitten

She seems to throb with pride

Gives you the feeling

You’ve been taken for a ride

Pay no attention to the signs

No stopping any time

Come park that chassis next to mine

You know, I’m on a double yellow line

I love your bodywork and

Your flashy pop-up lights

The way you hug the corners

However fast and tight

She comes in 16 colours

She’ll suck your money dry

Gives shitty mileage

But come on lets get inside

Pay no attention to the sign

No stopping any time

Come park that chassis next to mine

You know, I’m on a double yellow line

Ba ba da ba ba da ba ba bah

I like to burn some rubber

I like to feel the steel

I like to put my foot down

I like to take the wheel

She purrs just like a kitten

She’ll go that final mile

But if she’s rocking

Don’t come knocking for a while

Pay no attention to the sign

No stopping any time

Come park that chassis next to mine

You know, I’m on a double yellow line