The Link - YTCracker

What the world wants, the world gets

And I was born into these Internets

So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing

Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink

Got to change the game’s groupthink

And show them all how to live like this

Nerd Life

' tat — one time for

the kids at home on YouTube

See a spammer lose manner;

get rude

But show these fools my aptitude

cucum', riding on the bass drum when it pop

And I protect and serve these nerds;

RoboCop

Listen to the lyrics how they glisten

I’m accomplishing my mission

spamtec

soldier -- nerd with a modem

Like a shaman and his totem

Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em

I’m held to a higher standard, the starship commander

I damage opponents: critical

Go against that and you will regret it

Upvote me twice on Reddit

I’m the first nerd who prolly said it

And I did it all myself

Listen to the old stuff, up ye health

Nerdy Southern

DGs that I govern

Adventure of Link

I link these worlds with my words

Unifying the universe

Teaching nerds in their teens

How to hack on machines

And teaching nerds in their twenties

How to follow their dreams

Teaching nerds in their thirties

To keep pushing;

don’t worry

Cause the nerds in their forties

Are still grinding with whodis

Since some nerds in their fifties screwed back in '82

This link will never die as long as I’m here with you

Five years ago, I dropped an album

I can go almost anywhere in the world and draw a crowd

Beam songs through the clouds, they travel for miles

Resonate off the walls of space

Visual Basic can’t track this killer with a GUI interface

Cause I possess too much skill

Natural 20s on my highlight reel

I’m Tyson, more like Neil

With the astrophysics sex appeal

Gotta stitch in time for nine bills

So I spam nine sites with them online pills

Communicate that I got the right deals

The offer convert like value meals

To my detriment, I got picked on

When I was a kid, now it’s on

And I tell my fans I got plans to stick it The Man, so flip your chips on

Engage CP-unit, overclock and finely tune it

Unleash the wrath of full path disclosure

Hit the books and hit on the chicks if they got good looks

Hits on my site cause I got hit hooks

All about the 'nerd life, word life'

Digital Gangster members, I thank ya

Without you, fame would be a stranger

Now I can put these mice in danger

Not the DJ, but the HID exchanger