Picture On Your Myspace Page - Young MC

Good morning, Marvin

Morning, baby

Woke up in the morning, turned on the PC

Checked the inbox, who emailed me?

Hit the MySpace, got a friend request

From a lady that I met at a show out west

I clicked on her page, went to her site

And I knew right away something was not right

Cause the age on the page said «21»

But her favorite TV show was Sanford and Son?!

The picture looked close, but it wasn’t exact

Made her look a lot younger, as a matter of fact

It was dark in the club when we started to chat

Yo, but I don’t remember homegirl lookin' like that

She wanted to talk in the dark with the crowd

I was headed backstage where it wasn’t so loud

But she didn’t come into the light backstage

So is that really your picture on your MySpace page?

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or is it of a girl that’s like half your age?

I should’ve known when you didn’t come backstage

That that wasn’t your picture on your MySpace page

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or is it of a girl that’s like half your age?

I should’ve known when you didn’t come backstage

That that wasn’t your picture on your MySpace page

Next morning, turn on the PC again

Some other young lady wanna be my friend

Hope this one don’t wanna play pretend

After yesterday, I didn’t have the time to spend

So I looked at the page in a careful manner

A lady in her twenties with a hair bandana

She said that she worked as an event planner

But her favorite TV show was Hannah Montana?!

Her messages had a bunch of high school chat

Event planners I know don’t talk like that

How the daddy look cute when she babysat

You a high school girl, where your mom and dad at?

Cause grown folks here just can’t relate

To a little girl lyin', said she want to date

Better slow your road, girl, and act your age

And go change that picture on your MySpace page

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or is it of a lady nearly twice your age?

Fifteen’ll get me twenty inside a steel cage

So change that picture on your MySpace page

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or is it of a lady nearly twice your age?

Fifteen’ll get me twenty inside a steel cage

So change that picture on your MySpace page

There’s a rapper I met after doing a show

Who said, «I got the style that could make big dough»

«I don’t have a CD I could handle, bro»

«But check out the MySpace, you could hear my flow»

So I checked out the site, but the kid was wack

Kickin' boo boo lyrics over boo boo tracks

There were so many things yo the homeboy lacked

That it didn’t make sense to even call him back

And the face in the picture wasn’t who I met

Cause this guy had a face I could not forget

So I searched online, and what did I see?

He was wanted by the cops for a robbing spree

Did two gas stations and a liquor store

If we don’t get him soon, then he might do more

He was last seen with a sawed-off 12 gauge

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or are you better known rocking a 12 gauge

And running in the street on a crime rampage?

Man, that ain’t your picture on your MySpace page

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or are you better known rocking a 12 gauge

And running in the street on a crime rampage?

Man, that ain’t your picture on your MySpace page

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or is it of a lady nearly twice your age?

Fifteen’ll get me twenty inside a steel cage

So change that picture on your MySpace page

Is that really your picture on your MySpace page

Or is it of a girl that’s like half your age?

I should’ve known when you didn’t come backstage

That that wasn’t your picture on your MySpace page